le fils s'écrie : "Mais qu'est ce que tu racontes papa ?"
- " On ne se supporte plus . j'en ai assez de voir sa gueule . appelle ta soeur çà Chicago et annonce le lui " Et il raccroche
le fils est soucieux . il appelle sa soeur qui dit " Quoi ? Divorcer mais pas question"
Elle appelle immédiatement son père
-" Hors de question que vous divorciez . ne fais rien? N'appelle pas l'avocat, ne signe aucun papier On arrive demain"
le viel homme se tourne vers sa vieille épouse et dit : "Ca a marché chérie. Ils seront là pour Noël et pour une fois ils auront payé leurs billets "
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.
She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay darling,it worked , they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares".
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.""Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.
She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay darling,it worked , they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares".
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